18 U.S.C. 2257 Record-Keeping Requirements Compliance Statement.
"A waitress peeked around the corner of a doorway and saw that a guy named `The Fat One` sitting at a table and enjoying a big meal. She hated this man and wanted nothing more than for him to die! As she watched another waitress bring his food, she tried to think of a way to off this man. She had heard about his medical condition and that it wouldn`t take much to get him to die. The Fat One asked for some ice cream for his dessert. When the waitress that has been taking care of him that evening walked into the back room for employees, the idea came to her of how to off this man. She stripped the waitress nude and put her outfit on. When she returned to The Fat One`s table, he was curious to as where his ice cream was, but she was about to give him something better than ice cream!"